Can’t touch this

Yeah, Howie Mandel is a germaphobe…

Overheard at the corner of Fabre and Mont-Royal.

 

Lucky children

- Your kids are spoiled!
- They are spoiled! They don’t see me!

Overheard at the office.

 

Red Hot Chili Poireaux

♀ : What’s a “poireau”?
♂ : It’s just a kind of pepper.
♀ : Ohhhh yeah. I knew that.

Overheard by Leah.

 

Mexican waiter to another Mexican waiter:

- Hey, how’s your herpes?

Overheard at Les 3 Amigos, on Ste-Catherine W.